whispers of you: BOLD WHAT’S TRUE
I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pyjamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math.
I was born in a country other than the UK.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as qhetto.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.
I have/had:
Graduated high school.
Smoked cigarettes.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.Watched four movies in one night.
Been dumped.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Attempted suicide.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Been handcuffed.
My hair is naturally the color:
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde/Ginger
My eyes are:
Brown
Blue
Green
Grey
Hazel
Light brown
A combination of things
I am a:
Male
FemalePeople sometimes label me as ___, .
Slut
Girly
Ugly
Nerd
Other
My longest relationship was ___. (including on and off relationships)
1 month or less
2 months
3 months
4 months
5 months
6 months
7 months
8 months
9 months
10 months
11 months
A year+
Two years or more
Some of my biggest fears are ___.
Spiders/other insects
Dying
Doctor/dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Dying young
Open [dark] spaces
I have ___.
A friend with benefits
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Married parents
26 Apr
Fuck Yeah Love!: Angels Cry
True love’s a gift. We let it drift. In a storm, every night, I feel the angels cry.
Mariah Carey’s song, Angels Cry was playing in the background while people were busy sipping their coffee during a cold afternoon downtown. As she looked out the window, she found the road busy with…
23 Apr
Pick up lines for the science and math nerds
- I want to be with you like a proton wants to be with an electron.
- If you were DNA, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- If you were a function, I'd be your derivative so I would be tangent to your curves.
- I'm like a Rubik's Cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get.
- Are you a computer? You're making my floppy disk hard.
- If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
- Can I be the phaser to your electron and take you to an excited state?
- Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
- Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
- I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
- You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
- Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
- Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
- How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
- I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
- My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
- If you were a neuron, I'd be a Schwann cell so I could squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
- Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
- You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
- My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
- That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s/s.
- Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
- Your lab bench or mine?
- I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
- Can I have your significant digits?
- I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
- Hey baby, what's your sine?
- I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
- I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
18 Apr
LILI T. MAC: Q: Read your "love story" and was just wondering what happened after that? Were your parents ok with the fact that you...
I’m still dating the same guy from the “love story”. Before that, I dated a few other guys (who will remain unnamed)– unlike my boyfriend now, my exes didn’t get a lot of face time with my parents, because I didn’t consider those relationships exactly “serious” at all. But my mom has crazy…
18 Apr
